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Thursday, May 12, 2005
Darwin's theory proven wrong by a 15 year oldDarwin's Theory of Evolution proven wrong! Above-Sally Nixon puts the finishing touches on her theory.BOSTON, MA- In a shocking new report that has shaken up the scientific community, Charles Darwin's Theory of Evolution, a theory accepted by virtually all scientists, has been proven wrong. And you'll never guess who discovered it: A 15-year old girl.Sally Nixon, a 15-year old Christian from Boston, reported her findings last night in an internet chat room. Her findings included this bombshell: "If we evolved from monkeys, how come there are still monkeys?"Nixon added, "Plus, the Big Bang theory violates the Second Law of Thermodynamics. All evidence about the universe points to God. Plus, the Bible has been proven correct numerous times."The uproar in the scientific community was immediate. Zoologist Richard Dawkins, an Oxford graduate and author of several books on evolution, including The Selfish Gene and The Blind Watchmaker was flabbergasted. "How is it that in my 50 years of research I missed such an obvious error in the theory of evolution? An error so obvious, that a 15-year old girl with no background or training in science, was able to find so easily? I just don't get it," he said. "All my work has been proven wrong; I hope Christ will forgive my sins."Stephen Hawking, the brilliant cosmologist and physicist and author of The Universe in a Nutshell was equally shocked. "People... have... compared... my... work... with... that... of... Newton.... and.... Einstein," Hawking said. "But... it's... all... been... proven... wrong. I... feel... like... such... a... fool."Sally Nixon is having an easy time adjusting to her 'celebrity' status in the field of science. "It's good to see that people are giving up on Darwin's bogus theory," she said. "Do I look like a monkey to you? All I'm really happy about is that more people will start worshiping Christ, instead of wasting their time on bogus scientific theories."
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